On sleepless roads the sleepless go.

Jun 18

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

(via lucyycaboosey)

joltheon:

barzul:

gOOOOOOD JOb

(via rustedsmiles)

jpgay:

anfagonist:

jpgay:

anfagonist:

u get the best of both worlds

shake it up take it slow

stick ur dick down my throat

what

(via kingchesires)

spankmeniall:

how the irish deal with straight vodka

how the british deal with straight vodka

(via jefffischer)

Jun 15

science in fiction.: brashblacknonbeliever: With Father’s day fast approaching, I would... -

brashblacknonbeliever:

With Father’s day fast approaching, I would like to send a shout out to the people typically ignored on days like this:

To the people with abusive fathers

To the people absentee fathers

To the people who don’t know their fathers

To the people who cut their fathers…

the-nicest-asshole:

UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
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Time to move to the UK

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pleatedjeans:

elephant steals iphone. via

(via mememaster)

iknowitsmad:

what would 2006 brendon vines be like

(via ohhowthemighty-fallinlove)

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iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

(Source: sendificator, via shestooninja)

hzrry:

is it time for ed sheerans new album yet

(via alxndrgskrth)

coffeeafterdark:

i stabbed holes through my ears so that i could hang shiny dangly things there

and yet it takes me 20 minutes to take off a bandaid

(via nigerian)

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster

bread

this isnt even a joke

(via mememaster)