what a good kid
(Source: zaynmalif, via self-emulation)
me as a dad
waiting for it to rain men
How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that
laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead
I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.
(Source: klesleym, via palmist)
can i make it any more obvious?
(Source: the-sex-and-the-city-blog, via grossaustralian)
me gettin stabbed as usual
"lol what can you do"
(Source: shovel2, via funny-pictures-uk)