no, dream. i’m giving up YOUR dad
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
when you try to reblog the thing but it reblogs as a link instead of a text post
Joss Whedon is my own personal hero.
september is such a beautiful month you can actually hear the tv shows starting to come back from hiatus
a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.
why cant i just plug myself into a charger
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in the game of thrones you win or you die but mostly you just die
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