- person: whats an OTP?
- me: the fictional couple you think about when you listen to Fix You by Coldplay
why develop feelings for people when you can just walk into traffic and achieve the same results
In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.
In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.
If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house
do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things
sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš
someone should try to actually pronounce this and make it an audio post
HEOBGFHEBNHWFGO WHAT IS AIR
i regret this post so much
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”