On sleepless roads the sleepless go.

zachlilley:

why develop feelings for people when you can just walk into traffic and achieve the same results

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.

In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.

ernbarassing:

If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

mond0:

ruler-of-the-nerds:

roboboners:

ambidextrousmalpractice:

wesley-crusher:

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

someone should try to actually pronounce this and make it an audio post

please

or you can listen to it on google translate

HEOBGFHEBNHWFGO WHAT IS AIR

i regret this post so much

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”