Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
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when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
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Scientist takes off clothes to go swimming with belugas. In the wild they will not interact with people wearing clothes.
me either
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How gay sex works.
I want a relationship like this
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saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him
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for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
It’s Dora duh
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summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
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