On sleepless roads the sleepless go.

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

(via gallifreyanturtles)

tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

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dekutree:

catholicnun:

i shoould watch netflix

i love that show

(via yourjewishfantasy)

1612th:

breadandfire:

1612th:

hi

DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS??????

what

(via yourjewishfantasy)

tiredtalk:

disgustinghuman:

Scientist takes off clothes to go swimming with belugas. In the wild they will not interact with people wearing clothes.

me either

(via yourjewishfantasy)

curtisplease:

wishes-he-was-king-of-bears:

How gay sex works.

I want a relationship like this

(Source: jaidefinichon, via yourjewishfantasy)

tapdancers:

saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him

(via adrishark)

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swift-as-a-weeping-angel:

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

It’s Dora duh

(via ohmistermagazine)

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homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

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